Every so often, there’s a feat a vehicular misplacement so astonishing it deserves a second – and maybe even third, fourth or fifth – look to fully drink in the terrible parking job you’re witnessing.
Today, we’re bringing you such an occurrence, one that took place in the capitol of big steaks and even bigger trucks— Dallas, Texas.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present, the Disaster in Big D.
We know, there’s a lot to take in here, even more than the 12-inches of stale bread and sweaty bologna our primary offender is shoveling down while this parking atrocity bakes under the hot Texas sun. Bad parking job? Sure, but let’s start with the most obvious offense first.