In the annals of bad parking jobs, seven monumental achievements of douchebag parking jobs stand out among the rest. Bust out your pen and paper, history buffs, and prepare to take some bad parking notes as we dive into the Seven Blunders of the Parking World:

Hanging Dump Truck of Babylon
From antiquity to the modern day, no example of awful parking was more precariously placed than the Hanging Dump Truck of Babylon. How did it get there? Did it ever come down? Can someone please get this guy a bad parking magnet? These are the questions historians will be left asking for decades.

March 24, 1989:
Exxon Valdez tanker parks itself off the coast of Alaska, sending BP on a 21-year quest to regain the title of “top ecological terrorist.” 

September 2, 1666.

A small english bakery catches fire. Down the road, Sir Nigel Frumpybrough’s poorly-parked horse blocks the single neighborhood fire cart from reaching the burning building.

The Great Fire of London would go on to eventually claim over 10,000 homes…