Bad Parking Notes for the Modern Era
These are scary times, and something as simple as a sloppy parking job can cause the whole f**king system to come crashing down at any moment. That’s why we’ve developed Do Your Park magnets, to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs, and (hopefully) correct their behavior.
Thinking of a funny parking note to write on the back of a crumpled Walmart receipt takes time – something that asshole in the Escalade has already robbed from you enough. Grab a magnet that suits the offense, slap it on their door, and get on with your life, knowing that you’ve exposed your local idiot.
We’re all in this together – DO YOUR PARK.
Vehicular shaming in action
Have a hard time being witty while you’re fuming over a hatchet-job of a parking attempt? Ditch the old fake parking tickets and leave the creativity to our big, bold magnets, each pack stuffed with a variety of insults ranging from clever quips to tasteless humiliation. With luck, the magnet will be recycled by it’s new owner, spreading the power of shame as it goes.
Note: While these bad parking magnets may not be the most mature way to deal with terrible parkers, we find them to be the most effective and satisfying. Use at your own risk.
How to use our magnetic bad parking notes:
Identify bad parking job worthy of public shame.
Choose an appropriate Do Your Park magnet and place on door panel of the offender.
Walk away briskly, with smug satisfaction. You’ve just shamed a failed parking job!
Cutting-edge parking card technology
Still scrolling, huh? You’re a tough nut to crack. Here’s what our magnets are made of: